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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't be surprised if Jared Lee Loughner wasn't a fan of Matt Inman, just like he was a fan of David Wynn Miller.

Gabrielle Giffords' Suspected Shooter Identified, by RICHARD ESPOSITO and LEE FERRAN, abc WORLD NEWS wrote:
There had been "difficulties" at Pima Community College where Loughner attended, Dupnik said. One student, who had a poetry class with Loughner, said he would often act "wildly inappropriate."

"One day he started making comments about terrorism and laughing about killing the baby," classmate Don Coorough told ABC News, referring to a discussion about abortions. "The rest of us were looking at him in shock… I thought this young man was troubled."

Another classmate, Lydian Ali, recalled the incident as well.

"A girl had written a poem about an abortion. It was very emotional and she was teary eyed and he said something about strapping a bomb to the fetus and making a baby bomber," Ali told ABC News.



"I'd dragon kick a baby for you." -- Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal.com
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

abc WORLD NEWS, Dan wrote:
By all accounts, 22 year old Jared Lee Loughner was a troubled young man. What authorities believe is Loughner's MySpace page suggests he had been preparing for a murderous rampage. A few hours before the shootings, he allegedly wrote a message entitled, "Goodbye Friends." It begins: "Dear friends ... Please don't be mad at me." Eyewitnesses say Loughner was coldly detached as he shot the congresswoman and victim after victim. He appears to have been obsessed with violence.


At the very least, Matt Inman is FEEDING other people's violence, especially kids like Jared Lee Loughner. But we don't talk about what FEEDS violence in our society. We wouldn't want to engage in any preventative measures, because our societal fathers WANT the violence to happen, fuck them very much. And the societal mothers are all busy sucking their cocks instead of saving their babies from Daddy. It appears that female dogs are smarter than most Americans.

Matthew Inman, TheOatmeal.com wrote:
Cartoons by Matthew Inman of TheOatmeal.com

"Until at last, with slaughter in his eyes and glory in his veins, he smote his enemy upon the earth."


"And I want to hug you so hard it makes your intestines splatter out of your bum."


"You're so awesome, I'd totally grind you up into a delicious paste if I could."


"It's your birthday! May a meteorite strike your worst enemy right in the balls today."


"You're so awesome, I'd push a hipster into a woodchipper for you."


"If I were trapped in a blizzard with everyone I ever knew, loved, or cared about, I'd totally eat you last."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm talking to Richard Helms as I do a screencap gallery: "All you do is bullshit!" I don't care if he was practically the most powerful man in the world. He was ugly and mean; no, more: he was a monster. He loved being a monster. He knew nobody could touch him, except for death. He didn't care whether you were the fucking Joint Chief of Staff or President himself.

But in the long lifetime meantime that amounted to most of our and our parents' life, and most of his, he took the whole world to hell.

Who knows how much blood he drank? Literally. And loved every drop of it.

But when I came to the screencaps that said: "so when we had a discussion about this, this was as good as writing it in letters of blood," I realized he wasn't bullshitting at all. He was laying it all out there for Senator Dodd, owning his satanism, piracy and conspiracy, and fuck him and all the other senators who were wasting his time! They knew damn well nothing was going to come of it since he was the boss of the universe.

According to his rule of never answering the question, he answered an accountability to The People question with a loyalty ]to him[/i] answer, showing his contempt for democracy.

You couldn't insult Richard Helms by calling him a satanist. If you did call him a satanist, he'd be pleased that you finally recognized who he was.

So what are you going to do, Senator Dodd? Tell him America ISN'T a free country, and people DON'T have freedom of religion?!

No, that had to wait for George Bush to say. You know the rule: Only the Republicans Get to Do Bad Things.

I love to try and guess the next thing the person is going to say when I do a screencap gallery. So often, they say the wrong thing, or don't finish their thought correctly, or don't give enough information, so they leave you with the wrong impression. It's a kind of stupid lying, lying from stupidity. Sometimes it's accidental. But they are certainly NOT taking their advantage. Fook, how often does someone ask you for your opinion in the first place? You want to pack those statements with meaning.

For example, if Shane O'Sullivan asks you whether there is a benign reason for David Morales to be present at the killing of Robert F. Kennedy, you don't say, "Not that I can think of, unless the CIA sent him there to protect him," without adding, "and if they did, they sent the exact wrong person who, not surprisingly, didn't do a very good job of it, since he hated him." You don't wait for Shane to drag it out of you. What's wrong with people? They just don't think.

It's not any of our fault. We've only been thinking for about 100,000 years. But at least we could try and make the effort so that someday, we'll know how to deal with these killer bastards.


RFK Must Die, by Shane O'Sullivan wrote:



[Richard Helms, former director of the CIA] I was dealing here with Mr. Karamessines,


and Dr. Gottlieb, both gentlemen and officers,


I don't know of any more trustworthy individuals


in the United States than these two individuals.


They're patriotic, trustworthy and loyal,


so when we had a discussion about this,


this was as good as writing it in letters of blood.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's been this campaign by the powerful people in our society over the last many years against the so-called "whiners" in our society. I really haven't liked it one single bit, this license that's been given to ridicule people who complain. Open your mouth and complain about anything, and you are called a whiner, and supposed to stand guilty as society pelts you with scorn. If you're a woman, they call you a bitch. We're supposed to put up with every injustice now, and keep our mouths shut. It's another strategy that the people who want to abuse us and not feel the consequences of their abuse have come up with to shut our mouths. We live in Sparta now, and if they put the weak babies out on the rocks to die, don't be a whiner. If you're a soldier, and you come back from the war with PTSD, they tell you to go to a bar and have a drink when you feel your PTSD coming on. If that means you have to live in a bar, then so be it, because we don't tolerate whiners. And if you don't like the nuclear power plant in your neighborhood, the drones flying overhead, google satellite, the dangers in your workplace, economic rape, or the injustices of war, for God's sake, keep your mouth shut, and don't be a whiner.

And if you're a bunch of privileged, old fucks, you get to put a bumpersticker on your car that says "We're spending our grandchildren's inheritance." And all you grandchildren: don't be whiners.

The idea being that life is so damn good, we are so damn fortunate, we have so much to be grateful to God for, we count our blessings every goddamn day, and if you really want to irritate a liberal, GET A JOB!

Like my brother said to me once, "I've got my guns, my bible, and my God."

Complaining is related to crying. Crying is very profound. It asks you to stop hurting the human animal. It pulls at your heartstrings, and makes you feel guilty. It makes it difficult for you to continue doing the harmful thing.

I think that people should do a lot more complaining, crying and bitching. And even screaming. I definitely feel hampered by living in a neighborhood where I cannot go outside and scream at the top of my lungs. If people complained more, maybe the world wouldn't be as fucked up as it is.

The Tibetan goddess Tara does nothing but cry. She just cries, and cries, and cries. Because she has beautiful mother compassion. She doesn't want her chldren to suffer.

I guess mothers are the biggest whiners of all.

I can just see the daddy bear eating the baby bear, and telling the mother bear to stop her damn whining. Ah, the injustice that could be done to nature if bears could talk.


The Red Book, by Carl Jung wrote:
Understanding is a terribly binding power, possibly a veritable soul murder when it levels out vitally important differences. The core of the individual is a mystery of life, which dies when it is 'grasped.' Also why symbols want to keep their secrets, they are mysterious not only because we are unable to clearly see what is at their bottom ... All understanding as such, being an integration into general viewpoints, contains the devil's element, and kills ... That is why, in the later stages of analysis, we must help the other to come to those hidden and un-openable symbols, in which the seed of life lies securely hidden like the tender seed in the hard shell. Actually, there must not be any understanding and agreement on this, even if it were possible, as it were. But if understanding and agreement on this has become generalized and obviously possible, the symbol is ripe for destruction, because it no longer covers the seed, which is about to outgrow the shell.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Workin' For the CIA
A Modern Lyric

A HaterTV Production
by Lofinikita and Cassandra Electra



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I put up these books, like I'm putting up Shane O'Sullivan's magnificent "Who Killed Bobby Kennedy?", I think, "Yeah, I admire him so much, and all those other guys who are so busy and accomplished in reading, ferreting out, understanding and writing about so many political facts, or hopefully close-enough-to-the facts that we'll get an understanding of what's going on, an accomplishment I can't even begin to come close to." Then I think some more, "Yeah, you're very important researchers, hero-writers, but what good is it going to do anyone if your books don't get to The People?" It's no good if nobody reads them.

And so, in the end, I see my job as a librarian being also very important. Really, side-by-side with what the political researchers are doing. I'm supporting them 100% to the best of my ability and resources. I am all for people getting out there and finding what the heck is going on. But their knowledge about what is going on is rightly owned by the People. Information relative to our safety, health, property and freedom cannot be denied us citizens in a democratic country. That's an attitude contrary to free press and freedom in general. The press is free so the citizens can be informed, so they can be free, right? It's all related. How can you have a democracy if you make people pay for important, citizen-related information? The whole Team America, "Freedom isn't free" concept? If freedom isn't free, then there is no freedom. Freedom is a snake eating its own tail, a favorite image of the skull & bones people, I know, but not an image I like. It's too stupid. Why would a snake eat its own tail? I've never actually heard of such a thing happening.

Oops, I better google it to make sure. I wouldn't want to look stupid.

Well, it's not fucking normal. It's something that CAPTIVE snakes do, when they are CONFINED to small spaces. It's not their fault! They don't do it because they WANT to. It's an accident, not a kultivated kult! The poor snake even dislocated his jaw in the unfortunate exercise. The whole thing was just REAL WEIRD. That's why it was in the paper.


Dailymail.uk wrote:
Snake in a bind after eating its own tail
By Claire Bates
1 December 2009

A pet snake got itself in a bit of a bind after it mistook its own tail for a tasty dinner.

Reggie the King snake soon realised his mistake after chomping down on his back end but then couldn't release himself after his teeth had taken hold.



This snake's owner rushed the hungry reptile to the vet after it lunged at its own tail.

Luckily the hungry reptile's owner arrived on the scene before the snake began to digest its own body, and rushed him to the vet.

'Its backward facing teeth were acting like a ratchet,' vet Bob Reynolds from Faygate, West Sussex told the Mail Online.

'The snake had also dislocated its jaw in its attempt to get its mouth around the tail and this isn't easy to reverse.'

Mr Reynolds was able to gently untangle Reggie by prising its jaws open a little wider and sliding the teeth off the flesh using a probe. The whole operation took only half an hour.



'I have never seen a case like it, although I have heard about it happening,' the reptiles expert said.

'There is a temptation for a snake-eater like this one to lunge at its own tail, especially if kept in a small enclosure. They can't spread themselves out and think their tails are another snake.'

Vet Bob Reynolds was able to untangle the distressed reptile

Luckily the tip of the 18-year-old snake's tail hadn't entered its stomach so it hadn't come to any harm. All Reggie was left nursing was perhaps wounded pride.

King snakes range from southern Canada down to South America. They can grow up to seven feet and live up to 20 years in the wild, but can live much longer as pets.

The constrictors hunt a variety of prey from rodents to birds and other snakes... and at times even themselves.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As if it's not patently ridiculous, ON IT'S FACE!



Credit to these guys for the core image: http://www.wisdomportal.com/Ouroboros.html
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Charles always has to one-up me. Or else, he just wants to make me laugh.

Take That! Ouroboros, by Charles Carreon wrote:
TAKE THAT! OUROBOROS
by Charles Carreon


BOSS REACTION: "DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME!"


DAD'S REACTION: "THAT'S NOT HOW WE RAISED HIM!"


GIRLFRIEND REACTION: "AS IF I COULD EVER BE WITH A GUY LIKE YOU!"


MOM'S REACTION: "IT'S NOT HIS FAULT!"
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The Conquest of Inman-Rudra by Padmasambhava/Hayagriva


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The Sherpas of Nepal, by Robert Paul wrote:
The Sherpas of Nepal in the Tibetan Cultural Contest, by Robert A. Paul, copyright 1982 by the University of Chicago wrote:
Rudra Who Ate His Mother

The first real story in the Padma-thang-yig, after introductory passages evoking various aspects of the divinity and the cosmos, is that recounting the primordial tale which, in a symbolic way, gives rise to the whole subsequent set of events. It sets up an opposition between a universal force for evil and its adversary, Padma himself.

In an earlier existence, Padma went to a country called "Du-ljongs-mts'ams to make converts. He decided to convert to the Doctrine a certain householder's son and his servant. He himself took the form of a monk named Thub-bka-gzhon-nu, "Invincible Youth." His disciples were Go'u-ku-dkris, "Kau universal misery," the son; and the servant, Brahmadeva. The son, on becoming Padma's disciple, took the religious name Thar-pa-nag-po, "Black Deliverance"; the servant assumed the religious name Ngan-phag, "Evil Pig."

Whereas Evil Pig understood and accepted the master's teaching, Universal Misery, or Black Deliverance, failed to see the value of a doctrine which preaches the vanity of this world and nonattachment to all things. He therefore banished his teacher and entered upon dissolute ways; he seduced nuns, ate corpses, dressed in animal skins, and, in the form of an ox, led his fellow animals into rapacious practices.

Upon his death he underwent a great number of rebirths in various noxious forms, such as a black jackal, a bee with a painful sting, a worm, and so on. Finally he was born as the son of a courtesan in Sri Lanka, fathered by three fierce spirits of the evening, midnight, and dawn respectively. He was born with three heads, six hands, and a horrible aspect. His mother died nine months after his birth, and the people, fearing this bastard of fatal augury, threw him into a charnel ditch, home of the poisonous snakes of hate, the pig of error, and the cock of desire.

For seven days he kept himself alive by sucking pus from the breast of his mother's corpse. Then for a week he sucked her blood, then ate the breast itself for a week, then the viscera, then the flesh of her buttocks, then the marrow of her bones, the rotten spinal fluid, and the brains. Having grown big in forty-two days in this grisly way, he took the skin of his mother's corpse for his tunic and the skull for his libation cup.

This monster now proceeds to become a source of all evil and terror; he destroys and eats wild beasts, his body exudes every manner of illness, and so on. At the head of an ever-growing army of malignant forces he threatens to conquer the whole world, under the cognomen Rudra-who-ate-his-mother. His army scores victory after victory, until the high gods fear for the worst, seeing that:

If Rudra is not conquered by the power of the Buddha,
The Buddhist doctrine will not flourish, and he, rolling his body to damnation,
With detestable works,
Will experience the weapons of Hell's tormentors (Toussaint, 1933, 3.

Knowing with divine omniscience the way in which Rudra can be successfully challenged, the gods give the assignment to Invincible Youth and Evil Pig. Receiving the benediction of Pawa Cherenzi and Tara, master and disciple respectively assume the guises of a Form-of-a-horse and Form-of-a-pig. They manifest themselves in Malaya, and challenge Rudra by performing nine impetuous dances. He responds with boasts and threats of his own, and the battle is joined.

Then Form-of-a-horse (Sanskrit Hayagriva, Tibetan rTa-mgrin] penetrated by the lower gate of Deliverance [Rudra]
And Rudra, crushed by the head of the horse which stood erect
Stretched out his arms and legs.
At ease and in rich attire,
The horse's head, tinted with a variegated humor, became green.
Form-of-a-pig slid himself into the little bhaga (vulva) and lifted it with his head.
The head of the pig, tinted with a grease bath, became black.
The faces of the horse, and pig embracing, their impurities thick, augmented (ibid. 39)

His distended body in intolerable heat, Rudra cries out in distress, "Father, Mother, Huyu!" In this rather extraordinary manner, Rudra is overcome and converted to the service of the Doctrine. Despite his temporary conversion, however, he remains the symbol of the enemy of Buddhism, with whom Padma must continually do battle.

David-Neel and Yongden (1959) recount a version of this story which is the same in most respects, but includes a certain detail which is particularly interesting from my point of view. This is that, at the height of his powers, Rudra became the lover of the cannibal queen of Sri Lanka. But the avatar of Padma, in order to subdue Rudra, secretly seduced this cannibal queen and sired a son by her.

Physically he [the son] exactly resembled Matamrudra [Rudra who ate his mother], his supposed father, but it was the spirit of Tampatogsken [the equivalent of Invincible Youth in this version] that animated him. In the beginning, the demon did not question the origin of the child and regarded him as his own, but when the latter had grown up and the monster perceived that his so-called son was trying to dethrone him, he suspected the truth (ibid. 27).

In this version, it is the son who looks like Rudra but is really Padma who, along with the good disciple, conquers Rudra. Their method involves a slight variation on the theme:

His former master transformed himself into a horse, entered his body by the orifice of the rectum, and passing through its whole length, came out at the top of the skull. At the same time, Thaiphag [Evil Pig in this version] turned himself into a boar, passed through the monster in the opposite direction, entering at the top of the head and issuing by the rectum (ibid.).
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