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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Benjo at TechDirt wrote: | Can't blame a guy for being competent. It's true that Inman might be harnessing the rapidly fleeting attention span of the internet, but this:
"It's NOW not about the defamation is it !
Charity !
Evil funnyjunk admin !
Evil Lawyer !
Stupid Lawyer !
Unreasonable Lawyer !"
Is just stupid. He posted a letter that Carreon wrote, and refused to give in to bogus legal claims. There is nothing nefarious about how he has handled the situation. There may be a big crowd of people that for right now think Carreon is some super evil lawyer, but they will be talking about something else by next week. If anything, this series of events plays out more like a funny documentary than sound-byte ridden news broadcasts that you are likely to hear on tv.
I bet you love conspiracy theories. |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| The SuitCase & The Taeshi wrote: | Unfunny Things
A collection of pretentious things from the web and elsewhere that are much less funny than they think they are.
Oct. 14, 2010
The Oatmeal
How to pander to social media sites with bland shitty "comics" as pioneered by The Oatmeal
unfunnythings.tumblr.com
STEP ONE: Think of solutions to a minor "everyday problem 20-year-old introverted males encounter or don't encounter or might think is funny to encounter.
[Introverted Male] LOL. Wanna hear 20 ways to deal with your annoying cousin on Facebook?
OK, so what exactly is the deal with telemarketers?
Uh, want to hear about 50 reasons to arm your ferret with a laser?
(I use commas correctly. Tee hee utilikilt = balls!! Party Gorilla. Unicorns are so cool. Ron Paul 0 .
STEP TWO: Present your solutions in a list format alongside zany cartoons of fat people and animals.
Repeat everything your boss says back at him.
"Synergy!! Energize our brand potential! Arr! Rawwk!
Bacon is a fashion statement: "I am the supreme procine overlord! Clothe Me in Bacon!!
STEP THREE: Plagiarise a few mundane observations from your grandmother's fridge magnets, a 2001 Dilbert treasury and chain emails in your Hotmail account. Make them a little edgier.
CATS DON'T SLEEP, THEY PLAN FOR YOUR DEMISE.
THE CRAZIEST THINGS TO DO ON A DATE.
WHY HUGGING A BEAR WITH CHAINSAW ARMS IS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN YOUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
STEP FOUR: Use your SEO expertise to create a website that's shamelessly filled with attention-grabbing titles and psychological user-engagement tricks.
The top 10 reasons babies are less annoying than Justin Bieber.
What your Twitter username says about your sex life.
Infographic: TITS ON A UNICORN
STEP FIVE: Repeatedly post everything you have ever written to every possible social media outlet.
7 things you really don't need to take a photo of -- The Oatmeal
Congratulations! You've found a receptive audience that will supply your income for as long as you can provide vapid, unprovocative observational comedy.
MY FRIEND DOES THAT, IT'S SO TRUE!!
FUCKING LOL I'M BUYING THE POSTER OF THE ROBOT DINOSAUR!
THIS SITE WINS THE INTERNET!
By The Suitcase (soaringrabbit.com) & The Taeshi (bittersweetcandybowl.com) |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:02 am Post subject: |
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| Anonymous Coward wrote: | Re: Carreon is working on his own defamation suit
Anonymous Coward, Jun 16th, 2012 @ 4:11am
The interwebs love the Oatmeal and hate douchebag Carreon. If he is so incredibly stupid as to pursue legal action, the response will be nuclear.
His best action at this point is to apologize fully, get off the Internet, change his name, move to a third-world country, and live out his life in peace. |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:28 am Post subject: |
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| econoline, TechDirt wrote: | the really crazy thing is...
econoline, Jun 17th, 2012 @ 11:34pm
That no one seems to care that Charles Carreon may have raped and murdered a 10 year old girl in 1990... I'm not saying he did but the rumor is definitely out there and he has made no attempt to refute it, I can't help but thinking it is true. |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| Ann, TechDirt dirtbag wrote: | Mrs. Carreon, you and your husband fundamentally do not understand new media. In that interview Matt did he actually explains why he got out of traditional SEO. He was an aggressive and very skilled link builder, but he didn't like feeling slimy. So, now he does "white hat" (see what I did there?) SEO, which boils down to this: creating useful, funny, or otherwise entertaining content that people will naturally want to share. That's not playing the "internets" or spamming social media. It's not even manipulation, and it's certainly not threatening to sue google when you don't get your way in the search engines like you and your husband did.
Inman didn't like feeling like a douchebag, so he stopped participating in things that are douchey. Your husband would be well served to learn that lesson. Stick to what you know. Bad poetry and government conspiracy theories. |
You mean, sadism isn't sadism in the "new media" world?
| Charles Carreon wrote: | Well he used to be a pterodactyl up in the sky,
Tearin' people's heads off,
and eatin' their eyes,
But now he's done a change-up,
Got a new disguise --
All Points Bulletin: Look out for this guy!
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:49 am Post subject: |
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| Charles Carreon wrote: | He's a psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
Ringin' a bell, and beggin' for clicks,
Psycho Santa got a itty bitty stick,
Psycho Santa, don't fall for his schtick.
Matt Inman: "For me, love always felt like riding a cruise missile covered in jiggling boners." Actual size: 3 inches. |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:12 am Post subject: |
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You are a cancer, Matt Inman.
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:52 am Post subject: |
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| Charles Carreon wrote: | His prehistoric origin's a mystery --
Did he escape from the laboratory?
Was he made by the Pentagon and NSA
A living drone that shoots mind rays,
Makin' zombies of his followers --
Internet slaves! |
WILL HATE FOR OATMEAL |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:12 am Post subject: |
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HATEMAIL AND CHARLES' RESPONSE
| Till Lindeman wrote: | On Wed, Jun 20, 2012 at 1:28 PM, Till Linderman <charlescarreonisanass@hotmail.com> wrote:
You are the biggest fucking asshole I have ever seen. I hope you do the world a favor and die soon. |
| Charles Carreon wrote: | From: Charles Carreon, Esq. <chascarreon@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 20, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Subject: Re: My Thoughts About You
To: Till Linderman <charlescarreonisanass@hotmail.com>
Dear Till,
Thank you for your thoughtful expression, which is based on no doubt years of studying me and my background and achievements, and not on a mere flicker of dentritic turbulence in your cerebellum mediated by jolts from the hypothalamus and limbic cortex. Such offerings of developed reflection and informed thought are rare and precious, so you can understand how much I treasure them. Indeed, one who appreciates with intelligence and insight, seeing me for exactly what I am made of, is a person so rare that I cannot hold back from extending congratulations.
But what need do you have of my plaudits? The pleasure of being you must be so extreme and exquisite, that I can only stand and applaud.
With warm regards, and the hope that I may someday see one tenth of the personal fulfillment that you currently enjoy.
Charles |
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Tara Carreon Veteran

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:19 am Post subject: |
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Apparently, a bunch of Yellow Journalists, in the tradition of Henry Ford, and his Dearborn Independent, decided that the "Internet" should be given to Matt Inman. Philosophical point of order about all this nonsensical talk that "Charles Carreon is the most hated person on the Internet," that the "Internet" is rising up against him, and that you have to be careful not to piss off the "Internet." THERE IS NO LIVING, BREATHING, ACTING, COLLECTIVE- COMMUNIST, FRANKENSTEIN ENTITY CALLED "INTERNET," only people who are responsible for their actions. Matt Inman is a sadist, a cyberbully, a liar, and an Internet terrorist. Here, HE DID THE BAD THING. He acted like Monsanto, who goes around threatening farmers when their seed get into their fields, having been blown there by the wind, shitted there by the animals, dropped there by the insects. HE NEVER SENT EVEN ONE DMCA NOTICE TO FUNNYJUNK, which means that Funnyjunk wasn't responsible to do EVEN ONE LITTLE THING for him and his content. In the law, there's something very important: it's called "NOTICE." You can't prosecute a person without NOTICE. As the ABOL LIbrarian, don't expect me to take down your content without DMCA "NOTICE." And a letter or email doesn't qualify; a DMCA NOTICE has to be in the proper, legal form. Those are the REAL Internet Rules. But Matt Inman, being the bad person he is, decided to put his evil, sadistic, greedy self on the cross, call himself a martyr, and ask all his juvenile, non-thinking, violent followers to give him victim status, then made a page on his site "ripping Funnyjunk a new asshole" -- for what? For having should have known that Inman's pictures had been posted by users somewhere on his site. Mr. Evil Prince Inman couldn't be bothered to give him NOTICE. No, that wouldn't generate the traffic he wanted. He had to do something OUTRAGEOUS, and blame an innocent person, now plural. And prove that there's a sucker born every minute, i.e., all his "Internet" followers.
Meanwhile, Mr. Matt Inman posts his pictures everywhere on the Internet, magically making "THIEVES" everywhere he goes, according to his own sick morality, poor judgment and humongous power trip. He and his mob followers don't care about reason.
And these Yellow Journalists say that's how the "INTERNET" works. That's not how the "INTERNET" works, it's how it doesn't work. These Yellow Journalists want to give the Internet to Loki. This attack against FunnyJunk and Charles Carreon is an attack against law and order. Matt Inman is an Internet anarchist. Fascists always love an anarchist. And the Journalists are part of the conspiracy, egging everyone on with their hate headlines, and advice for everyone to get crazy and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK! There's something very bad going on here, which greatly benefits the Publishing Industry, and the copyright chicken hawks. And I don't know why we can't get a simple yes or no from ANYONE about whether Matt Robert Inman is related to Bobby Ray Inman. Apparently, every journalist in the world doesn't seem to think that knowing WHO Matt Inman is is important. He's a man without parents, brothers and sisters, or childhood friends. A man without a past, just like Barack Obama. Sure, there's lots of famous people like that in the world! Usually, they are children of Intelligence Agents, or Intelligence Agents themselves. |
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