COP: These days science can explain anything. Miracles are natural
phenomena, like it or not.
PRIEST: Well, I find that more than ever before science agrees with the
scriptures. That's why the whole world is now Catholic.
COP: What do you mean, Catholic?
PRIEST: That's right, the whole world.
COP: But what about the Moslems?
PRIEST: Come now, the Moslems are Catholic.
COP: What about the Jews?
PRIEST: Especially the Jews.
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