MONDO BIZARRO -- TARA'S COLLAGES

by Tara Carreon

Table of Contents:

• A glass of milk, an apple, a pear
• A Theory of Feminism: The Yin-Yang of Female Sacrifice
• a-e-i-o-u
• 9/11: The Turning Point -- When Democracy Becomes National Security
• A Trinity Triangle of Doppelgangers (It's a Tripod, Too -- Tripod II -- Pun There!)
• Ain't Afraid of No (Tibetan) Ghost
• All Directiveness is Ego a Gun in My Heart
• Adore Women
• An Oft-Told Lie Fares Better Than the Truth
• Andrew Harvey's Quest for Truth
• Andy Kaufman Mud Wrestles Carl Jung
• Apple Bomb
• Ark Ham
• Armageddon
• Arnold Schwarzenegger Meets The Disorderly Orderly -- It's All His Fault!
• Art Yourself
• As Good As Writing It In Letters of Blood
• Ashland Free Press
• Atlas Christmas
• Authoritarianism vs. Democracy
• Ay, Ay, Ay!  Snake & Tree Cults
• Bag 'em!
• Battle for the Sun
• BearLove Good, Cancer Bad
• Bible History Isn't
• Billionaires Against Bullshit!
• Birthing Tormas
• Blessed Are the Pterodactyls
• Blood Sport
• Boys on the Run
• Bumperstickers
• Burn Baby Burn: Public Citizen Litigation Group Protects Anonymous Speech
• Bush-Pope 2004 -- "The Vatican Rules"
• Bush Strums While New Orleans Drowns
• But These Leaves Conning You Con At Peril
• Chain of Fools
• Charlie McCarthy Obama
• CIA Clown -- Because There is a Sucker Born Every Minute
• Circle I Ching
• Civilization Identity
• Clara
• Come Hurr and Love Meeee!
• Coyote Salon
• Coyote Sleeper
• Coyote Tucson
• Cross Deconstructed Equals Eleven
• Death Waltz
• Desert Drawings
• Ding Dong Dzongsar
• Discourses of Rumi
• Donkey On Your Back
• Don't Forget To Hate
• Don't Mess With My Mom
• Don't Take Ayahuasca
• Don't Try This At Home
• Dream is Destiny
• Drink More Milk
• Eat Your Vegetables. Suicide is for Dessert.
• Eating Madonna
• Edoku
• Eleven Equals One Plus Negative
• Enjoy 9/11 -- Yeah, that'll work!
• Eve Alec
• Eye Aided Bye Eye Equals Eleven
• Eye of Time Pierced by a Bayonet
• Feed My Sheep
• Fellini Drawings
• Female Sacrifice
• Fire-Shapes
• First Thing, Let's Lock Up All the Alphas
• "For They Have Sown the Wind, and They Shall Reap the Whirlwind"
• Fortuna (1)
• Fortuna (2)
• Frankenstein Looks in the Mirror
• Get Sirius, Eric Alterman! & Eric Altar Man Says, "Nader [Nadir] Made Me Do This"! & Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!
• Good vs. Evil
• God is a Doppelganger
• Godzilla Returns
• Graellsie Isabellae
• Grievance Strike
• Groupthink.com
• Head Exploding
• Headspace
• He Says He's Enlightened But ...
• His 'Sceptre' Isn't Working!
• How Do You Like Them Apples?
• "I Don't Hate You Because You're Muslim, It's Just the Clash of Our Civilization Identities." --  Samuel P. Huntington
• Identity Now!
• Identity Root
• I'd Rather Die on My Feet Than Live on My Knees
• Illuminati Dragon
• I'm Pat Fucking Tillman!
• I'm the only one that can show the real Corinthian!
• "I'm Ready to Rock"
• In Vino Veritas
• Irrationality -- A Site to Be Holed
• Iron Eye Urn I Earn I Yearn
• I See Dead People -- Kusum Lingpa
• I Want You For Roundtable
• Jailbreak
• Just Say "No" To Nihilism
• Kathleen Parker's Big Choice
• Let the Devil Take Him!
• Lila Downs
• Lt. Col. Merriweather
• Maitreya School
• Memo to Ann Coulter -- You'll Get Yours, Bitch!
• Merry Christmas From Ambu!
• Military Vehicle
• My Pet Goat
• My Trojan Horse Nightmare
• Nazis For Peace
• Negative-Positive
• New World Order Model 911
• Nihilism
• Nihilism Without the Toaster
• No Death Cults!
• No Depths to Which He Will Not Go
• Not Far to Go!
• No Job! No Problem!
• Not So Super, Man!
• Nothing is Sacred
• Occupy Wall Street
• Oestia
• OMG i tweet therefore i am d3sp3r@t3
• Outer, Inner, Secret
• Paradox
• Patient: Jehovah, Diagnosis: NPD, Alternative Title: "It's His Way or the Highway"
• Peace Now, Asshole (1)
• Peace Now, Asshole (2)
• Pink Swastika
• Pink Swastika (2)
• Pleasuring the President
• Princess Earth
• Project Pterodactyl
• Psycho Santa
• Public Citizen Litigation Group Patented Method for Blowing Smoke Up the Client's Arse
• Public Citizen's Paul Levy Making the World Safe for Identity Thieves
• Public Citizen Litigation Group Protects Anonymous Speech -- Burn Baby Burn
• Reconciliation of Opposites
• Red Hot Poker Up Samuel P. Huntington's Butt
• Reprogram Yourself
• Return to Sender
• Seven Generations Eyes
• Shocking Penises
• Shri Yantra Up Your Ass!
• Socialized Profits or Bust!
• Solar Powered Being With Pinwheel on Top
• Sofia
• Southern Man
• Speech on Fire at The Ashland Daily Tidings
• Spilling the Guru's Blood
• St. Francis
• St. George and the Humans
• Stock Up On Republicans!
• Suicide Santa
• Superman
• T.S. Eliot
• Tara Fiddles While the World Burns
• Tax Writeoff
• Terrorist List (Your Name Here)
• The Ark of Fascism
• The Birth of the Nation
• The CIA Looks In the Mirror
  • George Bush Looks in the Mirror
• The Enlightened Cannibal
  • Bush Brains
  • Tits and Rice
  • Heart of Cheney
  • A Good Dick Gone to Waste
  • Hell's Balls
  • Gonzales Texas Chili
  • Stick it Where the Sun Don't Shine
• The Godfather
• The Holy Moment
• The Invisible Government
• The Isle of Man-drake
• The King is Dead!
• The One Teaching of Maitreya Buddha -- DO NOT KILL
• The Red Eye of Horus
• The Secret of Life
• The Tech Dirt Last Supper (Poop Eaters)
• The Temptation of Dr. Antonio
• The Three-Inch Dick of Matt Inman
• Thetans Go Home -- BTs are Fair Game
• Time to Take the Anchors Off of Things, Boys
• Too Much Bright White Light Will Ka Ya!
• Top Brand Conflict Breakfast Serial -- It's so insinuating!
• Trungpa in a Cage
• Tsu-Do Zen
• Ubik
• The Universal & Homogenous State of Leo Strauss
• U.S. Food and Drug Administration
• Unity is Communism, fuck, yeah!
• Up Against the Wall Anarchist Motherfuckers!
• Victoria Rides a Tiger and a Lion
• Virtual World
• Vision (1)
• Vision (2)
• Vision (3)
• Vision (4)
• Vision (5)
• Wanted for Crimes Against Donors: Matt Inman
• We Wear Lawsuits When We Get High, High, High
• What is the Opposite of a Tree?
• When Someone Asks Me Where I Live
• Where Is My Illumination, Dude?
• Where is Your Head?
• Will Hate for Oatmeal
• Wing Dust
• Yes, I Am, Matthew Inman
• You Can't Defeat An Avocado
• You Enjoyed Making Me Ugly, Luis!
• "YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO THOSE COMMIES."