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by Charles Carreon
Click hear to play Everybody Wants to Be Like Paris Hilton
Who's useless?
And clueless?
An accidental nudist
With a smile perfect for TV?
Who's famous?
Who's gorgeous?
An ego that's enormous
Whose shoes are trimmed with purple mink?
Everybody wants to look like
Paris Hilton
So it could be anybody,
Just like you are nobody,
'Cause today is just another day,
and Hey! They're towing your car away
Yeah, they're towing your car away.
On TV, we see them,
Dressed up in crazy clothing
Then we all wanna do the same
We're boring,
we're stupid,
And no one wants to see us--
I hate my stupid name
If only we could all be like Paris Hilton,
Free to charge it and take it away
If only I could be like Paris Hilton
I'd fly to Hollywood and there
I'd permanently stay.
But everybody wants to be like Paris Hilton
Where it's always recess and time to play
Because when your name is Paris Hilton
Every day is a beautiful day.
Who's useless?
And clueless?
An accidental nudist
With a smile perfect for TV?
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