TEAM AMERICA -- SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!
by Trey Parker
Uncool Bigotry -- The Ku Klux Klan Way
Q. Your name please?
A. Clayton Townley, local businessman.
Q. Are you, sir, a spokesman for the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan?
A. I told you -- I'm a businessman. I'm also a Mississippian and an American. And I am getting sick and tired of the way many of us Mississippians are having our views distorted by you newspaper people and on the TV. So let's get this straight: We do not accept Jews because they reject Christ, and their control of the international banking cartels are at the root of what we call Communism today. We do not accept Papists because they bow to a Roman dictator. We do not accept Turks, Mongols, Tartars, Orientals nor Negroes because we are here to protect Anglo-Saxon democracy and The American Way.
Cool Bigotry -- The South Park Way