THE JERK -- LITTLE MOVIES

directed by Carl Reiner, Starring Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, Catlin Adams, Mabel King, and Richard Ward

Table of Contents:

• You Mean I'm Going to Stay This Color?
• Don't Never, Ever Trust Whitey
• A Guy and a Dog
• Mrs. Nussbaum's Credit Card
• Things are Going to Start Happening to Me Now
• He Hates These Cans!
• Give Me a Bite of That Corndog
• Would It Be Too Much If I Asked for a Kiss?
• It Must Be Tough to Handle Weightlessness
• I Didn't Want to Get Spit on Me
• It's Not Going to Be Easy, Shithead
• 250 Dollarinis
• A Substantial Penalty for Early Withdrawal
• Bring Us Some Fresh Wine
• We of the Jury Find for the Plaintiff
• I Don't Need One Other Thing, Except for My Dog